Letras
They would have you believe
We live in dangerous times
When the powers that be
And the stars aren't aligned
The Howling Huns are invading
And the reds are resurgent
The news is all bad
But check out this new laundry detergent
And pay attention to this super hot gossip
Your favorite actress has just publicly lost it
And never mind that you can't make ends meet
You must believe what the president tweets, oh yeah
They would have you believe
The fault lies square on the shoulders
Of filthy, brown migrant workers
Not those beleaguered shareholders
But there's nowhere to turn
In these perilous days
Except to this tasty cheese dip!
Vanna, take it away...
They would have you believe
This is the lord's end of days
The antichrist is ascendant
The world is ruled by the gays
Now they would have you believe
The truth comes only from liars
Ignore those liberal devils
They ain't real Americans anyway