Letras
Ain't got no chimney
Ain't got no tree
But this trailer park's a party
Every Christmas eve
My neighbor Pearl
Shows up in her robe
With her Momma
And a ham casserole
Blow-up Santa in the front yard
Bought him on clearance down at Walmart
The law's gonna get called
Cuz there's gonna be a crowd
Of crazy fools
Chuggin' booze and getting' loud
Pinch o' Skoal
Sippin' on that Kentucky bourbon
Pass it on over here and let it get to workin'
Before the sun comes up
We'll be in a tree stand
Bow huntin' Rudolph, Prancer
And Vixen
Raise some hell, crank that Hank on up
Merry Frickin' Redneck Christmas
Uncle Ricky, likes to run his mouth
That's why he just got fired from the Waffle House
And here comes Jessco, he's a weirdo
Walkin' up and down the road in a Speedo
Mistletoe hangin' round his neck
Suckin' on another Marlboro red
The law's gonna get called
Cuz there's gonna be a crowd
Of crazy fools
Chuggin' booze and getting' loud
Pinch o' Skoal
Sippin' on that Kentucky bourbon
Pass it on over here and let it get to workin'
Before the sun comes up
We'll be in a tree stand
Bow huntin' Rudolph, Prancer
And Vixen
Raise some hell, crank that Hank on up
Merry Frickin' Redneck Christmas
Sheriff Rosco just rolled in
With his red and blue Christmas lights a flashin'
He ain't here to serve a warrant
Or slap no cuffs on anyone
He's here to party with us
The law done got called
Cuz we gotta a big crowd
Of crazy fools
Chuggin' PBR and getting' loud
Pinch o' Skoal
Sippin' on that Kentucky bourbon
Pass it on over here and let it get to workin'
Before the sun comes up
We'll be in a tree stand
Huntin' Rudolph, Prancer
And Vixen
Raise some hell, crank that Hank on up
Merry Frickin' Redneck Christmas
What happened to the deviled eggs
Damn it Jessco