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It just creeps me out that people are willing to blow themselves up
That's the crazy thing about the terrorists, is that they're willing
To blow themselves up for what they believe is gonna be 72 virgins in Heaven
That's the reward they're promised
But the really funny part about that is, that's not written anywhere
Nowhere in the Quran does it say you get 72 virgins if you blow yourself up
Wouldn't you think like one fucking dude would bother to ask what page that shit's on?
Wouldn't that come up in a meeting? "Everybody clear on, what's going to happen?
You're gonna grab the handle, you walk into the café
Boom, you pull the trigger, next thing you know, there is no pain
You're with Allah, your cock is hard, 72 hot young bitches
Slobber upon it, my friend, the river flows with gold
The food is always fresh, this is all yours, is everyone clear?"
"Is it the pages on there?" "What page is this whole 70-"
"Don't worry about the page, my friend
Why you concentrate on page when God's love provide you 72 hot young bitches?
You fuck them all the time, your cock is always hard with Allah
Their skin smooth like peach from Georgia, the pussy taste like honey
I will be there in two weeks, are we clear?"
"I just wanted to read-", "Ah, don't, don't
The more you question God, the more he maybe give all the pussy to the Jews
Not the Jews who look just like me, but they are bad
And I hate them, though I've never met them"
Whoa, still doing that, peace in the Middle East
Whoa, how, how do you fight people that look exactly like you?
How weird is that? Why are the Palestinians and the Israelis
How come they don't wanna admit that they look exactly the same?
Isn't that a trip? You watch it on TV and you go
"Ok, there's a tan-skinned dude with dark curly hair
Throwing rocks at a tan-skinned dude with dark curly hair holding a machine gun"
This is like watching a tennis match between the Williams sisters, alright?
This ain't the Africans versus the Chinese, how the fuck do you look exactly like your enemy?
I think they been fucking each other, that's what I think, I think they secretly like each other
That's what they do when they're not supposed to do something
That's their 'get back at their dad' move, fuck a terrorist
It's human nature! Think about it, what do you wanna do? The most taboo thing
Especially if you got a suppressive father, you got someone
"You live under my house, you live by my rules"
"I just want to be my own person!"
She can't wait to get some big, fat, angry Arab cock inside her
That's all she's thinking about, that's the best way to get back at daddy
They just have angry, enemy sex
"You believe the crazy shit!", "No, you believe the crazy shit!"
"My shit is the real shit!", "No, your shit is a lie, but you will carry Allah's soldier inside you, Jihad!"
"I will only raise my baby with my crazy shit!"
"My, my, my, my, my, my"
Boom! They really go through with that, fuck!