Shave 'Em Dry I

I got nipples on my titties

Big as the end of my thumb

I got somethin between my legs

That'll make a dead man come

Oh, daddy

Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

(Now, draw it out)

Want you to grind me, baby

Grind me until I cry (uh-huh)

Say, I fucked all night

And all the night before, baby

And I feel just like I wanna fuck some more

Oh, great God, daddy

Grind me, honey, and shave me dry

And when you hear me holler, baby

Want you to shave it dry

I got nipples on my titties

Big as the end of my thumb

Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want

And you can make 'em come

Oh, daddy, shave me dry

And I'll give you something, baby

Swear it'll make you cry

I'm gonna turn back my mattress

And let you oil my springs

I want you to grind me, daddy

'Til the bells do ring

Oh, daddy

Want you to shave 'em dry

Oh, great God, daddy

If you can't shave 'em, baby, won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing that would take me to heaven

I'd be fuckin' in the studio 'til the clock strike eleven

Oh, daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry

I would fuck you, baby

Honey, I'd make you cry

Now your nuts hang down

Like a damn bell clapper

And your dick stands up like a steeple

Your goddam asshole

Stands open like a church door

And the crab walks in like people

Ow, shit

Shucks, woo

Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn

And a pig gets fat from suckin'

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am

Great God, I got fat from fuckin'

Eeh, shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone

And my cock is made of brass

And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars