Sencillo / Pista
The Beatles Medley (Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88)
Letras
Jim once had a girl
Or should we say, she once had he
She showed him her room
Isn't it swell? Texas Motel
She asked him to stay and she told him to sit anywhere
So Jim looked around and he noticed there wasn't a prayer
Jim sat on a rug biding his time
Pounding his pud
He prayed until two
And then she said, "How 'bout some head?"
She said she was booked in the morning with Falwell and Pat
Jim told her he wasn't, and dribbled some spoo in her lap
And when he awoke, he was alone
She honed his cone
So he let her fly
Isn't it swell? Texas Motel (everybody)
La, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Picture yourself with a whore from New Orleans
With big purple welts all over her bod
Somebody calls, you answer quite slowly
It's the board from Assembly O' God
Ignorant crackers like you've never seen
Groveling under your bed
Search for the girl with the spoo in her lap
And she's gone
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Owwww!
We saw her go down to a room near the airport
Where swagger gets off watching pornography
Everyone smiles as we tread through his horseshit
That grows so incredibly high
Newspaper writers appear at his door
Waiting to take Jim away
He climbs in the back with his head up his ass
And he's gone
Louisiana hooker with herpes (everybody!)
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Owwww!
Picture yourself on your own TV station
With brain-dead supporters with tears in their eyes
Suddenly someone is there at commercial
The girl with the pee-hole surprise
Louisiana hooker with herpes (that's Texas singin')
Louisiana hooker with herpes (I can't hear you)