Tinsel Town

Big fake snowflakes hanging from the streetlights

Marshmellow children bundled up so tight

Short fuses, long lines, so much for a silent night

Then magically, we all wake up (once a year we all wake up)

And find ourselves here in our own

Tinsel Town

Where everything glitters

Tinsel Town

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinsel Town, in Tinsel Town

Three King manger scene, glowing on the front lawn

Ladies auxiliary butchering "The Christmas Song"

Quarters in the kettle of the gin-jolly Santa Claus

Then magically, we all wake up (once a year we all wake up)

And find ourselves here in our own

Tinsel Town

Where everything glitters

Tinsel Town

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinsel Town, in Tinsel Town

So where's the -

Batteries, it's Christmas Eve, assembly is required

Can't get the kids to sleep, sugar's got 'em wired

Finally 'round midnight (all is calm, all is bright)

Then magically, we all wake up (once a year we all wake up)

And find ourselves here in our own (here in our own)

Tinsel Town

Where everything glitters

Tinsel Town

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinsel Town

Where everything glitters

Tinsel Town

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinsel Town, in Tinsel Town

Tinsel Town

Tinsel Town, Tinsel Town

Tinsel all the way