As Seen On TV

Ross and Rachel were a toxic ship

And Jess, she only wanted to change Nick

Had my money on Jim and Pam

'Til she met the cameraman

I think I need to get away

Where nobody knows my name

Heard it's always shinin'

On I Hate Love Island

Y'all, I think I'm breakin' bad

Netflix, it just makes me mad

I'm a background character from season three

Tryna find love as seen on TV

Zooey, what's the 101 on this?

Did you stay with Chase after that big kiss?

'Cause I tried kissin' my best friend

And she never talked to me again

I think I need to get away

Where nobody knows my name

Heard it's always shinin'

On I Hate Love Island

Y'all, I think I'm breakin' bad

Netflix, it just makes me mad

I'm a background character from season three

Tryna find love as seen on TV

There's three billion women floatin'

On this third rock from the sun

And I can't find one

Well, at least not yet

When they gonna make a redneck Bachelorette?

I think I need to get away

Where nobody knows my name

Heard it's always shinin'

On I Hate Love Island

Y'all, I think I'm breakin' bad

Netflix, it just makes me mad

I'm a background character from season three

Tryna find love as seen on TV

Tryna find love as seen on TV