Shoe Reseller

I buy shoes then I sell 'em for like a sandwich,

Closet smellin' weird 'cause all the Sneakers are rancid

Left foot, right foot, don't matter what size,

I put Crocs on StockX and I doubled the price

Wake up at three PM, missed the drop completely,

So I drew Jordans on paper and I'm sellin' them cheaply

Neighbor said my Yeezys look suspicious, kinda sus,

That's 'cause I made them outta Play-Doh on the bus

Boxes stackin' sideways, one fell on the cat,

Tried to flip a flip-flop, now say who's laughin' at that

Resell charts look like spaghetti on a screen,

I'm the king of sneakers that nobody's ever seen

I buy shoes then I sell 'em for like a sandwich,

Closet smellin' weird 'cause all the Sneakers are rancid

Left foot, right foot, don't matter what size,

I put Crocs on StockX and I doubled the price

Got one sock from Walmart, I'm callin' it heat,

Listed it for five hundred, they bought it in a week

Tried to sell some sandals in the middle of the snow,

UPS returned it, said please never again, bro

My shoebox pyramid fell, crushed my TV,

Now I'm wearin' cardboard taped up on my feet

I buy shoes then I sell 'em for like a sandwich,

Closet smellin' weird 'cause all the Sneakers are rancid

Left foot, right foot, don't matter what size,

I put Crocs on StockX and I doubled the price

Sold a pair of muddy boots straight outta' the swamp

Guy wore 'em to a wedding, now the bride wanna stomp

Air Force ones nah, I got Air Force zero

Glue and duct tape made me feel like a hero

Shoelaces tangled up, can't tell which is which,

Tried to flip a Heely but I fell in a ditch.

Hypebeast call me out, but I'm still in the game,

'Cause I'm sellin' left sneakers and they're signin' my name.

I buy shoes then I sell 'em for like a sandwich,

Closet smellin' weird 'cause all the Sneakers are rancid

Left foot, right foot, don't matter what size,

I put Crocs on StockX and I doubled the price