I Ain't gonna Piss in No Jar

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup

Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up

Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no

Well go ahead and fire me from my job

There's one little think you ain't gonna rob

That's my freedom, and my liberty

On that last line, play this tab:

Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar

Them evil peckerheads they done gone too far

I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst

Yeah we got to get rid of this evil curse

I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive

(As first verse)

Everybody should go to Washington

We can have ourselves a little fun

You know, they want our piss, I think we ought to give it to them

Surround the White House with a urinary moat

So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat

Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee pee sea, oh

Chorus

You know Thomas Jefferson is gonna be mighty pissed

When he finds out about this, I said

Come back from the dead, Tom, sock 'em in the head

Why is everybody so afraid of drugs

Man they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup

Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up

Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no

Well go ahead and throw me in jail

Ram hot spikes up my tail

But you're not gonna get a drop of no peepee out of me

I ain't gonna piss in no jar

You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar. You know Patrick Henry

didn't "Give

me liberty or give me a urine sample" now did he? Aw we sure enough

rockin' out, Skid.

Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar! What's gonna be next, the doo doo

police? (Fade out)