Hank

I'm developing a parasocial relationship with Hank Green,

I see him every Friday on my laptop screen,

He tells me about spider eggs, how butt is legs,

My heart is begs to be seen,

I'm hoping he will notice me

I'm developing a parasocial relationship with the man of my dreams,

I set my phone to alert me just in case he live streams,

He knows all about space and soap and our right to vote,

Oh I hope he's what he seems,

I think that we are meant to be

Hank Green why don't you notice me?

I tagged you in my TikTok hoping you would see,

Hank Green I know that we could be,

Friends 'till the end, I'll defend you in any online controversy

I'm developing a parasocial relationship with Hank Green,

My love for him is monitored by a money-making machine,

It knows all about my sex and age,

And how much I get paid,

And the places I've stayed,

And the jokes I have made,

And what makes me afraid,

And how best to persuade

Me to buy or upgrade,

All the life that I've traded for

Videos of Hank,

Music by Hank,

A parasocial relationship with Hank Green