Growin' Pains

They say opposites attract

Like a sinner in a church pew

You know I always had your back

Like when we'd stay out after curfew

You were the Thelma to my Louise

Sure knew how to chase the trouble

Always runnin' from the police

And now your sentence is a double

You know too much about me

And it ain't all that pretty

'Cause I turned into your party trick

And I made you look real shitty

Our friendship has some stretch marks

And those are here to stay

Looks like we're goin' through some growin' pains

You like to sit on your high horse

Turn around and do the walk of shame

You drove your car on a golf course

And that'll be your only claim to fame

You still have my favorite shirt

And I know I'll never see it again

You rub these open wounds with dirt

Then we make up on the weekend

You know too much about me

And it ain't all that pretty

But you're stuck with me

I'm stuck with you

And that's something to pity

Hey!

Our friendship has some stretch marks

And those are here to stay

Looks like we're goin' through some growin' pains