The Processional (The Funeral March)

What's all the racket, I'm sorry, it was me, sir

Ridin' down Slauson bumpin' 97 Weezer

Don't know all the lyrics but I hit the key words

All my favorite tunes are from when phones had receivers

Got a lady and I'm on my way to meet her

Gonna form a union like a local group of teamsters

Get your tweezers, do it by your research

Hot enough to press a graphic image to a T-shirt

Party people if you hungry get a spoon

I been the same long as they put a monkey on the moon

Known to miss the link between a human and baboon

Can watch the words flutter like they flew from a cocoon

But keep your people close or they can get consumed

These Air Berlin rappers broke and you can smell the fumes

Don't know what you gettin' like you openin' for DOOM

I be sneakin' up on rappers just to choke 'em with a broom

Party people do you feel me?

And if you disagree you should feel free

If you with it raise your hands to the ceiling

And I ain't afraid to ask again

Party people do you feel me?

And if you disagree you should feel free

But if you with it raise your hands to the ceiling

And I ain't afraid to ask again

Now it's physical like spoonin' your cornbread

And everything that humans are force-fed

The swing team's gettin' views like a poor thread

'Cause we blow it up like nuclear warheads

Yo, the kernels is about to be popcorn

Organic music like a bum with a washboard

I do the dishes while I'm hummin' a von cord

This evening is provocative, keep the gun in your sock drawer

Passive listeners this music is not yours

My crew can chew up every dude in your top four

These other rappers should be doin' a lot more

We keep the party rockin' plus we doin' an encore

And we'll be keepin' your hands up

Go and brush your shoulders off and sweep off the dandruff

And all party people should stand up

No offense sittin' in the house, time to man up

Party people do you feel me?