Crazy Shady Uncle

We ain't up in high cotton

Ain't living spoiled rotten

We're Kroger brand shopping and still going broke

My overtime's hurting

This working ain't working

Don't do science but I'm certain I should have more dough

We Dream to make more

Just to pay more

And put more 4 dollar diesel in our Ford

We're all rednecks writing checks to the government

For pothole roads and a whole bunch of other shit

Giving what I made with my own damn hands

To my crazy shady Uncle Sam

Yeah my crazy shady Uncle Sam

He says he's gonna spend it

And I'll be benefitting

And this time it's different

And he's someone to trust

He talks smooth as butter 'bout teachers, cops, and mothers

But let me tell you brother

He don't give a

Well

We're all rednecks writing checks to the government

For pothole roads and a whole bunch of other shit

Giving what I made with my own damn hands

To my crazy shady Uncle Sam

Big head, big hat

Points at you like that

Says "believe every word I say"

His jokes ain't funny

He's playing us for dummies

Took the money and he's running away

We're all rednecks writing checks to the government

For pothole roads and a whole bunch of other shit

Giving what I made with my own damn hands

To my crazy shady Uncle Sam

We're all rednecks writing checks to the government

For bailing out banks and some billionaire secret shit

Charging me to live on my own damn land

My crazy shady Uncle Sam

Yeah my crazy shady Uncle Sam