Red Solo Cup

Two, a-one, two, three

Now, red Solo cup is the best receptacle

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals

And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles

If you prefer drinkin' from glass

Hey, red Solo cup is cheap and disposable

In 14 years, they are decomposable

And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable

Freddy Mac can kiss my ass, whoo!

Red Solo cup (uh-huh)

I fill you up

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

I love you, red Solo cup

I lift you up

Proceed to party

Proceed to party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack

But I really hate how you're easy to crack

'Cause when beer runs down in front of my back

Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky (here we go now)

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten

Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written

On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'

On them to help me get lucky

Red Solo cup

I fill you up

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

I love you, red Solo cup (what?)

I lift you up

Proceed to party (party)

Proceed to party (proceed to party)

Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you, red, will do for this fellow

'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello

And you are the Fruit to my Loom (here we go now)

Red Solo cup, you're more than just plastic

You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic

And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic

When I look at you and say

Red Solo cup, you're not just a cup

(No! No! No! God, no!)

You're my, you're my friend (friend, friend) yeah (life-long)

Thank you for being my friend

Red Solo cup (that's what I'm talking about)

I fill you up

Let's have a party (let's have a party)

Let's have a party (let's have a party)

I love you, red Solo cup

I lift you up

Proceed to party

Proceed to party

Red Solo cup

Red Solo (I fill you up)

(Let's have a party) let's have a party

(Let's have a party) let's have a party

Red Solo cup (oh, red Solo cup)

I lift you up

Let's have a party

Proceed to party (yeah, yeah)

(Solo cup) ba-oh-do

(Solo cup) oh-bo-do

(Solo cup) ba-oh-do

(Solo cup) ah-ooh-doodle-da-do

(Solo cup) uh-huh (what?)

(Solo cup) de-da-pa

(Solo cup) du-de-da-pa