Man (Opposable Thumb)

Wooh!

I'm being hassled by the man

The man

The man

The man

Man, that'll crush a killer with a thigh bone

Man, you call the cable, make a cozy home

Man, you need a rock 'n' roll singer

Man, you got a thumb and a finger

You got opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb

I got one!, opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb

Chill out, I got one

Yeah, 1973! (Post '76), ah

One time there was a man

I'll crush a killer with a rock

Man, ten million years until you talk

Man, you a gruncher and a moaner?

Man, all you can manage is a boner

And your opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb

I got one!, opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb

I got one

Man, you gotta learn to drive a big rig

Man, you lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig

Man, you got something against me

Man, you're gonna have to try and kill me

If you wanna be a man

If you wanna be a man

If you wanna be a man

If you wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a ma-a-a-an

I got one of those opposable thumbs