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You've got
Well
Mojo
Just one question I wanna ask
What's up, Judge Judy's ass?
Why she so mean?
The plaintiff, she does ream
She's a bitch, some say a witch
A mean pompous twit who is full of it
She wears lace, she has shit face
Yeah, she acts like she'd rather be some other place
Just one question I wanna ask
What's up, Judge Judy's ass?
I just wanna ask the question
Let me ask you
As a kid, was she beat?
Are her shoes too tight for her feet?
She cuts you off and she yells
She don't get laid, man, I can tell
Dr. Laura's evil twin
Like to see those two Jell-O wrestling
Just one question I wanna ask
What's up, Judge Judy's ass?
Here's the big guitar part
It's very big
Look how big it is
Ooh, solo
That was big
She's mean and condescending
Like her constipation is never ending
She ain't real, she's on TV
Hey bitch, don't yell at me
Judge Wapner, you gotta stop her
She's dragging you down with Judge Joe Brown
Just one question I wanna ask
What's up, Judge Judy's ass?
Just one question I wanna ask
What's up, Judge Judy's ass?
Yeah, she the meanest woman on the planet
She's like a second-grade teacher that's
Never been laid or discovered her G-spot
Maybe she got the hots for that big black bailiff there
You know what she is?
She's just the evil redneck Jersey trailer
Trash twin of that hypocrite Dr. Laura
Just one question I wanna ask
What's up, Judge Judy's ass?