I Hate You When You're Drunk

Oh, you're slurring all your words

There's makeup on your shirt

You're dancin' on the tables, can't you see

That you look like a mess and you're singin' Whitney?

Whoa, oh-oh

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you

Hate you when you're drunk

Oh, you got them drunken eyes

Should we call it a night?

'Cause you've been telling stories four, five times

Yeah, I heard it before, and my ears are bleedin'

Whoa, oh-oh

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you

Hate you when you're drunk

Because you wanna buy champagne (ooh-hoo)

And you wanna throw the shots back (whoa-oh)

And now you're taking photographs (ooh-hoo)

Why am I the only one who don't laugh? (Whoa-oh)

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you

Hate you when you're drunk

So, quit acting like a fool

'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

Oh, it's funny how you won't

Remember anything

But baby I'ma love you all the same

'Cause I'll pick you up when you do it all again

Whoa-oh

Because you wanna buy champagne (ooh-hoo)

And you wanna throw the shots back (whoa-oh)

And now you're taking photographs (ooh-hoo)

Why am I the only one who don't laugh? (Whoa-oh)

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you

Hate you when you're drunk

So, quit acting like a fool

'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

Oh, when the morning comes

You'll blame it all on me

And when you ask for a hug

I got no sympathy

Because I hate you when you're drunk

Because you wanna buy champagne

And you wanna throw the shots back

And now you're taking photographs

Why am I the only one who don't laugh

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you

Hate you when you're drunk

So, quit acting like a fool

'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

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