The Men All Pause (Ultimate Re-Record)

I know I was lookin' good, I had my Kenneth Cole shoes on

My Gianni Versace blue leather suit

My nails were done and my hair was fierce

And I was riding in a Cooper's limousine, don't you want to ride?

I was at home feelin' sleazy

So I went down to the speak easy

As soon as my feet hit the door

I had all attention from the dance floor

Don't you know the men all pause?

When I walked into the room the men all pause

The men all pause when I walked into the room

The men all pause and the brides held their grooms

And they all sang the same old tune

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa check me out

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Starin' faces startin' to get tired

I wanted to get out and go for a ride

Maybe this boredom created my hunger

So I said, "Pull over at the local fat burger"

I tried to walk in shy, very unnoticed

But the men turned away from their burgers and sodas

The focus was on me, I guess admirin' good taste

I tried to play it off but assurance was all over my face

The men all pause

When I walked into the room

The men all pause the men all pause

And the brides held their grooms the men all pause

And they all sang the same old tune

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa check me out

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

The men all pause when I hit the door

Attention came from the dance floor

When I went to the burger stand

I had my claim on any man

Slap me, no, somebody slap me

'Cause I know I'm lookin' good

I'm givin' attitude all over the room

People are starin' at me

And I just look too good for these people

Don't you know the men all pause?

Yeah, just look at them

(Woof)

The dog is coming out of them

A natural dog Radar

(Woof)