What Do I Need with Love

Oh, the places I would like to show you

Although I hardly know you

I've a funny feeling we make a perfect pair

Famous sites I want to see you seeing

Then nights of you and me-ing

Me. You. We -

Wait a minute! Just a minute! No, no, no, no!

I'm a Joe with just one aim

Ev'ry night to date a diff'rent dame

Call each one of 'em the same pet name

"Hey, baby!"

In a row, I have my ducks

Loads of gals to give me loads of yucks

Leave the cooing to the other clucks

I don't mean maybe

Got it good. What do I need with love?

Always practice what I preach

Keep temptation out of easy reach

Stick to dolls who wash their hair in bleach

I'm happy

Come and go the way I choose

Never gonna sing the tied-down blues

Other guys would kill to fill my shoes

No wing-clipped sappy

Got it good. What do I need with love?

That was a near miss, talk about a close shave

Flirted with disaster

There must be someone up there watching over me

Talk about a four-leaf-clover-me

Peter Rabbit's missing footsie

Means I roll without a tootsie

Got it good. What do I need with love?

I got it good. What do I need with love?

Skip the vows and all that rot

Tell the minister that "I do" not

Bright and breezy is the -

Birds and bees-y is the -

Free and easy is the life I got

Without her.

Although I hardly know you

What do I need with love?

I got it good

Got it good

But now I got it bad!