Hog Calling Contest

B741

(Yeah) well, I'm sweating

And I'm putting lipstick on

Happy in mud

I'm going the whole hog

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight

B741

Take my gift, it's made of mud

A masterpiece, a work of art (a masterpiece of art)

Take back your coin for I have no use

I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud)

But I'm in a puddle (I'm in a pud)

I'm casting pearls before me (I'm casting pearls)

I'm on your back (I made a silk)

I made a silk purse from my ears (from my ears)

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight

B741

Here piggy, piggy, piggy

Callin' out my battlecry

Tryin' to find my partner in crime

Tryin' to woo the sow in the heat

Woo, pig, sooie

I wanna wine and dine you

I want a pearl swine

Here to turn down this bacon to make you mine

Help, hell freezes over

When the fat lady sings 'til she's blue in the face

What if the rabbit eats the king cobra?

Does that mean the turtles win the race?

When pigs fly (when pigs fly)

I'll be on the flight (b741)

We've come a long way from the sty and the farm, son

I'll be flying high, first class with my piggy chums

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight

B741

I've got sweat beading down my spine

That's the feeling of a swine taking off

This flight's gonna crash

And then my hooves start to thrash

And then my teeth start to gnash

Until we hit the ground

There ain't no mud in the sky

And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight

B741