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Welcome to the real world
Where Tinseltown meets Jersey Shore and
Everyone's a housewife, Survivor or a Bachelor
Go and meet the girls next door, keep up with all the K's
Pimp your ride and pimp your life with this Amazing Race
Super sweet, sixteen and pregnant
Fired off of The Apprentice
Everything is entertainment here
It's a Hollywood reality
A La La Land of make believe
Scripted for the big screen
Live it in your TV
A Hollywood reality
The ocean of celebrity
Nothing here is really what it seems
So you think you can dance? (Oh-oh-oh)
Or you're an Idol who can sing?
Your average Joes have got a chance
The biggest losers win
Come and join the simple life
And hang out in the Hills
Make a million, find a wife
Come on and get your thrills
Toddlers wearing gold tiaras
Searching for a piece of stardom
Everything is entertainment here
It's a Hollywood reality
A La La Land of make believe
Scripted for the big screen
Live it in your TV
A Hollywood reality
The ocean of celebrity
Nothing here is really what it seems
You can be a Supernanny
Make the band and win a Grammy
'Cause everything is entertainment here
It's a Hollywood reality
A La La Land of make believe
Scripted for the big screen
Live it in your TV
A Hollywood reality
The ocean of celebrity
Nothing here is really what it seems