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So brains are back in fashion, and the neighbors look undead
They're shuffling up your driveway with that vacant, glassy head
Now don't you panic, darling, don't you scream and don't you shout
Just grab your trusted guidebook, and we'll figure this thing out!
Rule number one is cardio, you've got to run and skip and jump!
'Cause zombies may be hungry, but they're physically unfit lumps!
It's the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide!
For when the world has totally died!
Forget your work, forget your pride
Just follow these steps and you'll survive!
We'll board the windows, learn to fight
And stay up very, very late at night!
It's the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide!
Now let's go back inside!
Your baseball bat is useful, and a shovel works just fine
But avoid the chainsaw—it's a messy, sticky line!
And when you raid the supermarket for the last can of beans
Don't fight the P.T.A. mom, she is scarier than it seems!
And if your best friend Derek gets a nibble on his arm
You gotta leave him behind, he's no longer your good-luck charm!
It's the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide!
For when the world has totally died!
Forget your work, forget your pride
Just follow these steps and you'll survive!
We'll board the windows, learn to fight
And stay up very, very late at night!
It's the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide!
Now let's go back inside!
Okay, quick tips! Fashion: leather is durable, but avoid sequins—too reflective. Food: canned tuna is your friend. Companionship: a dog is good for alerts, a cat will probably sell you out for a can of sardines. And finally, if all else fails, just remember: you don't have to outrun the zombie... you just have to outrun the person you're with!
It's the zombie apocalypse survival guide!
Even though the world's totally died!
We're still on step three, hiding inside!
But theoretically, we'll survive!
The boarded windows are holding tonight!
This cupboard's a little too tight!
It's the zombie apocalypse survival guide!