Текст песни
Wow is me
Shit gets cold for ninjas old as me
I'm pigeon-toed with corroded fucking folded feet
Plus I got molded teeth, knees bowed, can't hold the load of me
Plus I'm told my heart is swelled And could explode in me
They can fix my pill addictions with some quick refill prescriptions
Quit saying chill with restrictions
Left sick in worse I'll condition
And my nuts must rust because they just bust dust
Dickhead spontaneously combusted and was left concussed
I got scoliosis, macrocytosis, severe psychosis
Doses of osmosis with hella fine halitosis
Got them crohn's in my bones, infected veins in my brains
Hepatitis A, B, C and 33 other strains
Bitches gave me siamese syphilis and Croatian chlamydia
Gonorrhea and diarrhea leaving British silly
I'm a dyslexic, anorexic, hectic, epileptic with a hella fine bent egg dick
But check it
Bitch, I'm fine
(Peep me while I gets my boogie on)
Even when it's pouring, I still shine
(You dig the way I gets my boogie on)
(I gets my boogie on)
I said bitch, I'm fine
(Peep me while I gets my boogie on)
Even underwater, I still shine
(You dig the way I gets my boogie on)
(I gets my boogie on)
I got some ulcers, got that alzheimer's Arthritis and amnesia
Acne, slap jaw, slap face plus the mumps of melanesia
I caught rosacea in Malaysia plus peru's flu flu
Indonesian sneezing the reason I'm freezing in Oahu
Laryngitis, gingivitis, bronchitis and gastritis
Meningitis, tonsillitis with chronic elephantitis
My dick is spitting sticky liquid that sizzles on contact
In New Guinea something bit me
I'm thinking a wombat
Got the measles and chicken pox
Broke another toe kicking rocks
They calling me sir sick-a-lot
Should keep my dick up in a sock
Heartbeat is beating quick and knock
They sick of me getting a spot
Doc said inject him with something toxic and stick him in a box