Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

I have a hard time talkin' sentences

My mind's on constant roam

That's because my mother drunk while I was in her womb

Not I got diagnosed with fecal alcohol syndrome

My mother gave me shit for brains and fucked up chromosomes

His mother gave him shit for brains and fucked up chromosomes

Now all I hear from people is that I'm not very smart

The vodka didn't affect my kidneys, liver, or my heart

It seeped through the umbilical and crossed every membrane

She stayed drunk so I'm a punk with a retarded brain

She stayed drunk so he's a punk with a retarded brain

She started with mimosas and finished with merlot

The wine turned into whiskey to cigarettes to pot

And then she moved to opiates then methamphetamine

Ooh she stayed wasted I got stuck with a sub average brain

She got wasted he got stuck with a sub average brain

My favorite baby bottle was kahlua and breast milk

But when I turned to toddler she gave me gin and juice

Now I can mix my own drinks zambuca and champagne

I was a newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain

A newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain

It was a fecal alcoholocaust

And I would have done the same

It was a fecal alcoholocaust

And he would have done the same

Yeah... alright

Yo seriously lets go to the bar, its down this way man