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Now this is the tale of a dame known as Harriet
Who climbed to the top of the heap from the bottom
A beautiful life was her aim and to vary it
She wanted the sun and the moon and she got 'em
She isn't the least exhausted from her climb
But she does look back from time to time
And the subject of this evening's quiz
Is who she was and who she is
Uptown she's stepping out with a swell
Downtown she's holding hands on the "L"
Hyphenated Harriet the nouveau from New Rochelle
Uptown she's got the Vanderbilt clan
Downtown she's with the sidewalk Cezanne
Hyphenated Harriet the nouveau from New Rochelle
She sits at the Ritz with her splits of mums
And starts to pine for a stein with her Village chums
But with a Schlitz in her mitts down in Fitzroy's bar
She thinks of the Ritz oh it's so schizo
Uptown it's Harry Winston she needs
Downtown it's strictly zircons and beads
Ask her should she be uptown or down
She's two of the most miserable girls in town
She sits at the Ritz with her splits of mums
And starts to pine for a stein with her Village chums
But with a Schlitz in her mitts down in Fitzroy's bar
She thinks of the Ritz oh it's so schizo
Uptown it's Harry Winston she needs
Downtown it's strictly zircons and beads
Ask her should she be uptown or down
She's two of the most miserable girls
She's two of the most miserable girls in town