Текст песни
I am famous to my friends and family
To my friends and family I'm a household name
They all know I could have been a contender
Could have been a knee bender at the walk of fame
But what goes up must surely come down
Facts and figures they're a fact of life
I only wanted to be in b movies
Be kind to strangers and to call it a life
Just call it a life
In my mind I'm the worlds greatest lover
I'm the worlds greatest lover if you close your eyes
I am the silent type under the covers
Under the covers I can tell such lies
But what goes up must surely come down
Facts of biology they're a fact of life
I only wanted to be wanted
Have a house full of children and a satisfied wife
Sometimes you gotta let go of where you thought you were going
Look where you are and just call it a life
Sometimes you go where the river has me going
Look where you are and just call it a life
Let's call it a life
From the rocking of the cradle to the rolling of the hearse
Let's call it a life
You know most of the time it's boredom but sometimes it's worse
Last night I dreamed I had a message for the masses
A message for the masses that would set them free
I shook my tambourine and stood on a soapbox
I stood on a soapbox and said be like me
What goes up must surely come down
Artifacts and figurines they're a fact of life
I only wanted to be half crazy and to
Be half happy and to call it a life
Sometimes you gotta let go of where you thought you were going
Look where you are and just call it a life
Sometimes you go where the river has me going
Look where you are and just call it a life
Well we gotta call it something
So let's just call it a life