Rock 'n' Rolex

You were a dummy in school

You couldn't spell your name

You played guitar like a fool

Mr Dangerous Rocker

Your greasy hair is all curled and colored

In your sisters pants look like mother

You're such a clown

Rock'n'Rolex - Pure diamonds and gold

Rock'n'Rolex - can barely lift up your arm

Rock'n'Rolex - Fastest gun in the west

Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy

With some miraculous luck

You made it to the top

Big, swollen barechested duck

Mispronounceing Ferrari

You prance and pose just like Ritchie Blackmore

And your house is big as your ego

You're such a clown

Rock'n'Rolex - You're a millionare

Rock'n'Rolex - but that was long ago

Rock'n'Rolex - bad records don't sell

Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy

(very, very fast guitar solo)

Rock'n'Rolex - Yeah, the higher they go

Rock'n'Rolex - the harder they gonna fall

Rock'n'Rolex - Come down off your throne

Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy