i am not gay neither is dave

This is my seventh beat

Oh, no, I have not come to defeat

Oh, very sorry I couldn't see you there

I couldn't see your beady eyes begin to stare

My feet lift of the ground

And then I put on my crown

Don't let me see you frown

When I'm around

See, now I'm the king

You're just a part of my ring

Don't question my rule

You little dirty mule

I'm chewsday, yeah, I'm chewsday

I'm chewsday, yeah, I'm chewsday

I take yo bitch

Yeah, because I'm rich

Can't ever stop me

I'll throw you in a ditch

Turn on the light switch

See the dirty snitch

Don't run away away

You'll get a bad stitch

You'll never get your way

You'll turn into a stray

What can I say?

It's a lovely day

Now, come on, stay

Well have a bit of a sway

But I must say

I announced that I am not gay

Now it's the fourth verse

Let's flip it in reverse

You're a bit of a curse

You like to immerse

Which makes everyone disemburse

Which just makes you even worse

There's no need to fret

I'm the only threat

I step up the stairs to my private jet

I put my hand on the planchette

And slowly summon my burnette

Oh, the maracas are starting

While you are farting

I look over to the toilet and see you darting

Meanwhile I'm just flowcharting

I'm always outsmarting

And now I'm departing

I take yo bitch

Yeah, because I'm rich

Can't ever stop me

I'll throw you in a ditch

Turn on the light switch

See the dirty snitch

Don't run away away

You'll get a bad stitch

You'll never get your way

You'll turn into a stray