Richest Man in Texas

Just held up a dollar tree

Got a pocket full of ones

Didn't do it for the money

I did it all for fun

I got $73 in a white canvas tote

Gonna get a 24 of Lonestars

Some scratchers and smokes

Cuz I might be the richest man in Texas

But I'm still an outlaw

The oil checks keep comin'

Couldn't spend it if I tried

I'm putting Tannerite on train tracks

So I don't lose my mind

If I done bought the train company

Then I can rob it too

Who's gonna press charges?

I know it sure ain't you

Cuz I might be the richest man in Texas

But I'm still an outlaw

YAHOOOoooo

Shot a man in poker

Cuz I didn't like his hand

With a hole through his pocket pair

He began to understand

You ain't here for the money

You're here for the thrill

I said "Yeah Mr. Cuban

Now let's play with money that's real."

Cuz I might be the richest man in Texas

But I'm still an outlaw

Cuz I might be the richest man in Texas

But I'm still an outlaw

HOOOoooo

Gimme your money!

Now take it back!

I was just seein' if I could get you to give it to me

Turns out I still got it