2 + 2 = 5

We're on

That's a nice way to start, Johnny

Are you such a dreamer

To put the world to rights?

I'll stay home forever

Where two and two always makes a five

I'll lay down the tracks

Sandbag and hide

January has April showers

And two and two always makes a five

It's the devil's way now

There is no way out

You can scream and you can shout

It is too late now

Because you have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

You have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

You have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

You have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

I try to sing along

But I get it all wrong

'Cause I'm not

'Cause I'm not

I swat 'em like flies

But like flies, the bugs keep coming back

Not, but I'm not

All hail to the thief

All hail to the thief

But I'm not

But I'm not

But I'm not

But I'm not

Don't question my authority or put me in the box

'Cause I'm not

'Cause I'm not

Oh, go and tell the king that the sky is falling in

But it's not

But it's not

But it's not

Maybe not

Maybe not