II. The Good Good Wood

Um, hi, my name is Scoochie Boochie

I was born from a volcano, and now I'm the best rapper in the

United States

Well met, my dude

I am Esthelthefelethl

Of the High Elves

Welcome to the Good Good Wood

Thanks

Yeah so my story is pretty straightforward

My mom's a volcano: MagMa

And my dad is a guy named Hoogy

But I never knew him

Until I had a vision

I smoked some Eternity Purp I had this vision of my dad

Locked away in this high stone tower

And so then

Our ship computer Helen

Was able to triangulate the stars

From my vision to figure out what planet

Turns out it's this planet: Areas

But when we got here, ship loses power

And despite the best efforts of the

Best damn pilot in the galaxy, Dax Pulsar

We crash land

I fell out of the ship, landed in a water hazard go splasher style

Which, also, you guys golf?

Of course, man. Golf is the perfect stoner sport

It is literally strolling around a manicured meadow with your friends

And you know we're smoking on that lawful good

The High Elf told Scoochie the tower he sought must be the Shitadel

The porcelain fortress of King Stink

So Scoochie set out across the Desert of No Really Great Chips

And there he fell into hallucinations