Break out the Champagne

Talkin' between bathroom stalls

Kelly said the world would end tonight

That we'd be ashes in apocalyptic light

I said "Break out the champagne

If we won't be seein' tomorrow

Let's get on with the shitshow

Let's get on with the show"

Somewhere above the Newfoundland Sea

Pilot said we'd lost an engine

In a split-second, I made an executive decision

I said "Break out the champagne

Everybody look out below

Let's get on with the shitshow

Here goes a toast: Adios!"

This mornin' Love told her he was leavin'

He said they'd be better as friends

It's no one's fault: his heart wants what it wants

And then she thought "I'm rock 'n' roll, and you're golf"

Break out the champagne

I've been thinkin' the same thing myself

Might as well

Break out the champagne

If this's really how it's gonna go

Let's get on with the shitshow

Let's get on with the show

Adios