A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

I've met some specimens in my time

They are out there, that's fine

I've met people who were bloody delightful

But not you, you are an asshole

We hate bullies

Don't think anyone likes 'em

I've seen my share, you qualify

My dad would say you need a clip 'round the ear hole

You're not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis

Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes

You, yeah you, you're an asshole

You, yeah you, you're an asshole

I'm supposed to know my place

To keep quiet, and save face

You're in charge lieutenant commander

News just in, you're a bit of a wanker

I meet assholes on a daily basis

I've met loads, you're number one

I thought I'd write a little song in your honor

Guess what, you're not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece

Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces

You, yeah you, you're an asshole

You, yeah you, you're an asshole

Once we'd eaten our own body weight in fine dining

We left the hideout and hit the streets hard

In search of the deadly coronavirus

It didn't take us long before we followed

The beast into a nearby strip bar

We battled the vicious creature for nearly 15 hours

Forced to engage in a series of deadly drinking games

But it wasn't long before he pissed his jeans

And the day was won, hurrah!

Back to the bus for a celebratory beer

A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

You're not a terminally arrogant individual

Or radically anti-social habitual

Not an insufferable moronic gobshite

Or a terminally over baring asswipe

You, yeah you, you're an asshole

You, yeah you, you're an asshole

You, yeah you, you're just an asshole

You, yeah you, you are an asshole

You, my friend, are an asshole

(Asshole)