The Science of Selling Yourself Short

I've come to my senses that I've become senseless

And I could give you lessons how to ruin your friendships

And every last conviction, yeah, I smoked them all away

And I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way

And so I sit and wait and wonder

Does anyone else feel like me?

Someone so tired of their routines

And disappearing self-esteems

I'll sing along

Yeah, with every emergency

Just sing along

And I'm the king of catastrophes

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

I could be an expert on co-dependency

And I could write the best book on underage tragedy

And I've been spending my time at the local liquor store

And I've been sleeping nightly on my best friend's kitchen floor

And so I sit and wait and wonder

Does anyone else feel like me?

I'm so overdosed on apathy

And burnt out on sympathy

I'll sing along

Yeah, with every emergency

Just sing along

And I'm the king of catastrophes

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

That I'm my own worst enemy

Let the meaning slip away

I lost my faith in another day

Self-deprecation seems okay

I never thought I'd make it anyway, whoa-oh

I'll sing along

Yeah, with every emergency

Just sing along

And I'm the king of catastrophes

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

'Cause I'm my own worst enemy

That I'm my own worst enemy

'Cause I'm my own worst enemy

And I'm my own worst enemy

'Cause I'm my own worst enemy

And I'm my own worst enemy

'Cause I'm my own worst enemy