Reasons Not To Be An Idiot

You're not as messed up as you think you are

Your self-absorption makes you messier

Just settle down and you would feel a whole lot better

Deep down you're just like everybody else

She's not as pretty as she thinks she is

Just picture her after she's had kids

I bet she sits at home and listens to The Smiths

Deep down she's just like everybody else

So why are you sat at home?

You're not designed to be alone

You just got used to saying no

So get up and get down and get outside

'Cause it's a lovely sunny day

But you hide yourself away

You've only got yourself to blame

Get up and get down and get outside

He's not as clever as he likes to think

He's just ambitious with his arguing

He's crap at dancing, yeah

And he can't hold his drink

Deep down he's just like everybody else

I'm not as awesome as this song makes out

I'm angry, underweight and sketching out

I'm building bonfires of my vanities and doubts to get warm

Just like everybody else

So why are you sat at home?

You're not designed to be alone

You just got used to saying no

So get up and get down and get outside

'Cause it's a lovely sunny day

But you hide yourself away

You've only got yourself to blame

Get up and get down and get outside

Amy thinks her life is lacking in drama

So she fell for horoscopes, faith-healing and karma

She's so wrapped up in her invisible armour

She'll never grow into herself

And it's okay thinking me and all my friends are just wasters

But all the same I can still see through her airs and graces

I guess she's scared her life won't leave any traces

Kind of like everyone else

And that's not the point anyway

Oh darling

I felt compelled to call you up to say

So why are you sat at home?

You're not designed to be alone