Just A Friend

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love, she wanted you to wait?

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

The way that I met her was on tour, at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got on stage drippin', pourin' with sweat

I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met

I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"

I asked her, her name, she said, "blah-blah-blah"

She had nine, ten pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused"

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

That's when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" She tried to pretend

She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"

Come on, I'm not even goin' for it

This what I'm gon' sing

You, you got what I need

But you say he just a friend

And you say he just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he just a friend

And you say he just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he just a friend

And you say he just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time

I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime

'Cause I have friends and that's a fact

Like AWOL, Isaac, Davie, and Zach

Forget about that, let's go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin', gettin' familiar

Spendin' a lot of time so we can build

A relationship or some understanding

I was gonna be in the future we was plannin'

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea, I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'

Every time that I called her, it seemed something was brewin'

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again

I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"

Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that

Just bust this

You, you got what I need

But you say he just a friend

And you say he just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he just a friend

And you say he just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he just a friend

And you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitor's form

He told me where it was and I was on my way

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say

I arrived in front of the dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was, for the moment

I didn't know I was in for such an event

So I came to her room and opened the door

Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth

I was so in shock, my heart went down south

So please, listen to the message that I say

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend