Intro

Thank you, thanks

See I can't hear, I can't hear as well as I should be able to

It's very echoey in here, you know

I'm not gonna tell you what I thought you just said

Ah shit

It's too, there are too many guitars

They all feel different and well

I love them all so much

I saw this Willie Nelson thing last night

He's been playing the same guitar for like 50 years or something

Worn a hole in the front of it

He never makes any mistakes, man

It's just all where he wants it to be

I had a really bizarre conversation with a guy in a guitar repair shop

And he was wearing like Hare Krishna robes

And he's an Italian guy, you know

An Italian Hare Krishna guy

And he had a guitar being built by my friend

That had three necks, you know

Three necks

It was pretty strange looking and he played really well too, you know

And uh, but at one point he looked at me with a sort of

Kind of accusatory look like

"How many guitars do you have, man?"

I said "Well, I, you know, I don't know"

A lot, and they're, you know

Like I'm always getting rid of some and getting some more, you know

Just always looking for something, you know

And he said

And he made this elaborate metaphor about how the guitar

You know, it's like a woman

A guitar's like a woman, you know

Like when you find the right one you'll only need one, you know

With three necks, I told him