Snail Race

Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got

Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got

In a flash we're off

Hoping I don't crash the conch

It's a blast to watch

We came to put the gas in gastropod

Not the fastest bugs

But we are the fastest snails

You can eat my dust

But it's more like a nasty trail

I Tokyo drift on slime

And I always get top times

I'm about to zip on by

As soon as I'm not tipped on side

Fell on the track, green and I'm fast

And I make that dirt ground slick

Shell on my back, team on my back

The pressures of a first round pick

Made it to the bigs, get pampered

Everywhere I drift gets damper

Scamper with my home in tow

I'm the living equivalent of a camper

Don't believe I go this slow

Watch me

Super sluggish that's my top speed

And my shell got no Windows

Cause of grasshopper paparazzi

Being at the top isn't all fun

Does she love me or the fame first?

I can tend to put walls up

But I'm a snail, it's in my nature

Snail baddies take a pass at me

But I never fall for the flattery

Never eat salt when you're next to me

Or you'll get charged with assault and battery

When I see a chip, then I gotta dip

Cause I wanna live

But even more than that, I wanna win

My entire body's like a bottom lip

Never smelled defeat, but I caught a whiff

Back of the pack, but I caught up quick

Back-breaking work, wanna call it quits

I can't even cry, cause there's salt in it

I got first, you got tenth place

Calling this the Ken-yucky Derby

Got a reservation at this French place

Chef said he can't wait to serve me

Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got

Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got