Drill 'Em All

He's got the biggest rig in Texas and the girlies think he's swell

They all want him to show them the way he sinks the well

So he's got himself a motto, every night you'll hear him yell

"Drill 'em all, big and small, drill 'em all!"

Now if there's virgin land, he'll find

It, he don't care how deep he goes

He sneaks right up behind it, that's the only way he knows

He just gets out his rig and then he digs in with his toes

"Drill 'em all, big and small, drill 'em all!"

He gets that certain feeling when he finds the proper spot

It's a certain kind of feeling only real oil men have got

When he walks into a nightclub, all the chorines start to sigh

They know oil is where you find it and they would like to try

And some of them wind up with little gushes by and by

"Drill 'em all, big and small, drill 'em all!"

Now once he met a spinster maiden way down in Santa Fe

Her field had been neglected for many a night and day

He knew there was no oil there, but he drilled it anyway

"Drill 'em all, big and small, drill 'em all!"

The fat girl in the circus once asked him into her tent

She told him she had acres and his time would be well spent

It took so long exploring that he had to pay her rent

"Drill 'em all, big and small, drill 'em all!"

Then he met a shapely widow and she wanted him to drill

Good thing somebody whispered, "That's what killed her husband Bill!"

He's got a great big business and his taxes are immense

But when it comes to paying them, the government's on the fence

They can't locate his assets and it doesn't make much sense

"Drill 'em all, big and small, drill 'em all!"

Oh, he's a real true Texan, every night you'll hear him say

That everything is bigger and better Texas way

And he'll be out to prove it 'til his rig just rots away

"Drill 'em all, big and small, drill 'em all!"