Stuck In The Middle With You

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get up the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile off my face

Losing control, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

All your friends, they come crawling

Slap you on the back and sayin'

"Please, please, please

Please, please, please"

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get up the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile off my face

Losing control, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

All your friends, they come crawling

Slap you on the back and sayin'

"Please, please, please

Please, please, please"

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

All your friends, they come crawling

Slap you on the back and sayin'

"Please, please, please

Please, please, please"

Please, please, please

Please, please, please

Please, please, please