Doon In the Wee Room

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy, everybody's there

And we're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

And when you're tired and weary, and you're feeling blue

Don't give way to sorrow, I'll tell you what to do

Just tak' a tram to Spring burn, find the Quin's Bar there

And go doon in the wee room underneath the stair

And just doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy, everybody's there

And we're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

The king went to a-hunting, his fortunes for to seek

He left the train at Partick and went missing for a week

Now after months of searching, of sorrow and despair

They found him in the wee room underneath the stair

And just doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy, everybody's there

And we're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

And when I'm old and feeble and my bones are gettin' set

I'll not get fat and grumpy like Ian and Derek get

Oh, I'm savin' up my bawbees to buy a Hurley chair

To tak' me to the wee room underneath the stair

And just doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy, everybody's there

And we're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

And just doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy and everybody's there

And we're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair