Текст песни
Jessica Cranshaw
Will never be better than she was this evening
She was horrible!
I know
But she'll never be better
She's dead!
What?
That was the hospital on the phone
In terms of future performances
Jessica Cranshaw now has a conflict
Chris
Do you want to say something to the company about Jessica?
Shall we observe a minute of silence?
To match the audience's response to Jessica's first number
Chris!
Oh, all right
Jessica was part of our company
And now we part company
I'm sure we all remember her in our thoughts
And in our resumes
And now as thespians, I know you'd like to express your sorrow
Both as a tribute and as an acting exercise
Sasha - F sharp minor
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
The woman's dead
The woman's dead
Go tell her fans to change their plans
The woman's dead
Would someone care to say a prayer?
Who might that be?
Don't you look at me
The woman's dead
The woman's dead
She's dead and gone
She's flown the coop
And now our troupe is minus one
She sang each word
The angels heard
They closed her mouth
And shipped her south
The woman's done
The woman's dead (The woman's dead)
The woman's dead (The woman's dead)
She was a bitch
And under pitch
And now she's dead!
(Our star is dead!)
She had no voice
She had no wits
She had no brains
She just had tits
And now she's dead (The woman's dead)
The woman's dead (The woman's dead)
The woman's dead (The woman's dead)
She's taking ten till God knows when
The woman's dead (That's right, she's dead)