Halloween

The night is dark and real spooky

Ghosts in the streets, black cats on the prowl

Batman's chasing Joker, there's martians in the fields

Up above, I hear a hoot, is that an owl?

Bad boys smashing pumpkins, goblins throwing darts

I can hear the beating of Dracula's cold heart

If I didn't know better, I'd flee the scary scene

But there's no need to panic, it's only Halloween!

I've come for candy (Oh my!)

Don't you think I'm cute?

I'm walking 'round the neighborhood

Filling up this bag of loot

Snickers are my favorite, M&M's are great, oh yeah!

(Here you go, one for each of you)

But I don't want your fruit

Alright, it's simple, right? It's Halloween, I don't want an apple

Unless it's a candy apple, right? I don't

Want any oranges, I don't want any raisins

I'm on the porch of Mrs. Pendergrass

Mrs. P says to me, "Who's that behind the mask?"

I said, "Roar!" and that makes her scream

Didn't mean to scare you, lady, don't you know it's Halloween?

I've come for candy, that's why I'm in this suit

I'm trick-or-treating and you're supposed to give me loot

Snickers are my favorite, M&M's are great, oh yeah!

But I don't want no fruit

We creep up to the haunted house

It moans and creaks like "I'll get out"

The porch has got a witch's broom

There's candles lit in every room

Don't leave me alone in here

I think I might explode with fear

Hey, where did everybody go?

Come on, you guys, this isn't funny

I really need to feed, come on!

I'll give you some of my chocolate

And suddenly the lights come on

There's a party here, should go 'til dawn

I really hope my dad and mom

Will let me stay here where I belong

It's Halloween and we gotta stay awake, oh yeah!

Hey, it's all about candy (Oh, aren't you cute?)

Yeah, I know I'm cute

All 'round the neighborhood, I've been collecting loot