I Pooped My Pants

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

Have you ever been out, then you farted real loud

Had an accident and crapped your trousers?

This ain't a fart, it smells like flowers

This the fart that slaps your ass like a baby powder

Have you hopped in a car and tried to show off your farts

But you pushed to harder, then you pull out a sharp?

Oh, man, I gotta change my drawers

My skid marks looking like some tiger paws

Ooh-whee, don't tell me, what's that smell?

Got a turtle head poking like a lobster tail

Blowing up the toilet like a box of shells

If you fart too hard, check your underwear

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

Once upon a time, I was on the bus

Ate too many tacos, now I'ma 'bout to burst

Told the bus driver, "Better hurry up

Or I'll have to take a poop in my fountain cup"

Ew, they say I'm so, so sick

Use a motherfucking life, you ain't pooped your shit

You didn't do it on purpose, ain't no shit like that

I'm talkin' about the ones that rip a hole in your pants

Hope your cheeks stay together if you gots to go

'Cause pooping in your pants is not the way to go

If you got diarrhea, man, you better be careful

One false move and every one is in terror

They all pass out like a Oxycontin

'Cause I pooped in my pants and it smells so rotten

Hmm, ah, um ah, mm, mm

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

I think I pooped my pants

Let me tell you that story one time

Once upon a time, back in the day

I was in elementary school, sitting in class

And then I shit my fucking pants, alright?

So even when I went to gym, we was doing jumping jacks

And I, huh, saw the gym teacher holding her nose