There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop

Oh darling why do you talk so fast

Another evening just flew past tonight

And now the daybreak's comin' in

And I can't win and it ain't right

You tell me all you've done and seen

And all the places you have been without me

Well I don't really want to know

But I'll stay quiet and then I'll go

And you won't have no cause to think about me

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

Just like you swore to me that you'd be true

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

Oh darling you're so popular

You were the best thing new in X-ville

With your mohair suits and foreign shoes

News is you changed a pickup for a Seville

And now I'm lyin' here alone

'Cause you're out there on the phone to some star in New York

I can hear you laughin' now

I can't help feelin' that somehow

You don't mean anything you say at all

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

Just like you swore to me that you'd be true

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

Just like you swore to me that you'd be true

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

I'm sayin' he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

I'm sayin' he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

He's a liar and I'm not sure about you