Los Margaritos

Thank you for dinner last night at Los Margaritos

I'm sorry I complained about the quality of the beef in my burrito

I'm sorry I said I'd rather be eating a bag of Cheetos

I'm sorry I said I'd rather be bathing in a bathtub full of Fritos

I wish we could all go back right now to Los Margaritos

I wish we could all go back right now to Los Margaritos

Now everyone has flown away

And I'm watching the day fade

I got no plans at all tonight

Nobody's calling and it's a Saturday

It's April fools and I got no pranks

No practical jokes today

I'm the asshole alone on the couch

Who rained on everybody's parade

Now I'm sitting here alone watching the tourist

Boat (tourist boat) float away (float away)

Now I'm sitting here watching the ferry

Boat (ferry boat) float away (float away)

And the moment I couldn't help but wish to wiggle out

I tried to put my smiling face on

But I couldn't control my bowel (bowel, bowel, bowel, bowel)

And the kids are young and I feel so dumb

'Cause I never know what to say to 'em

And I sit there remembering the time when I was their age

And it makes me glum

It's complicated stuff

My brain's like a load of walsh being spun (spun)

My brain's like a load of walsh being spun

But thank you for dinner last night, it really was the sweetest thing

It's a nice memory now as things can be

When in hindsight, you're reflecting

The guacamole wasn't bad

The chips were okay

The lemon wedge was fresh right there

On the edge of my glass of iced tea

I wish I was big enough to overcome my tension and my unease

But who said sitting around with those

Who you love is always an easy ease

Who said sitting around with those whom you love is an easy ease

The elements, the idiosyncrasies, the convoluted complexities

The baggage, the history

What things are like now compared to how they used to be