Betamax Babe

High fidelity

Superior resolution

Insert the cassette, darling

I know you're spoiled by 4K streams

But I'm the analog girl of your daydreams

I've got a little grain, I've got a little fuzz

I give you feelings digital never does

Adjust the tracking, straighten the lines

Read the magnetic strip down my spine

I'm obsolete, but I feel so good

Like a plastic fantasy from Hollywood

I'm your BetaMax babe in a VHS world

Watch the ribbon unfurl

Better quality, baby, better sound

Spin the spools around and around

Don't upgrade, just press play

Let's do it the old-fashioned way

BetaMax babe

Standard definition, four-by-three

Crop out the noise, focus on me

No buffering here, just direct drive

Keeping the format war alive

If the picture jumps, just hold me tight

We'll turn the static into light

I'm rare, I'm vintage, hard to find

A retro treasure on your mind

Re-wi-i-ind

(Let's go back)

Re-wi-i-ind...

(To the start)

Fast forward

I'm your BetaMax babe in a VHS world

Watch the ribbon unfurl

Better quality, baby, better sound

Spin the spools around and around

Don't upgrade, just press play

Let's do it the old-fashioned way

BetaMax babe

Please be kind

And rewind