Harold Of The Rocks (live)

It was a weekend's eve,

I had sex on my breath

I was lookin' for somethin' to see.

With a borrowed black leather

And my best fishin' hat.

Well, it was just Wendy O. and me.

We called old Swamp

Up on the telephone

And said we was comin' on

Down to pick him up

And then, he said,

"Hey Swampy, me and Greeny'll come along -

But only if we can bring a friend."

"His name is Harold."

I said "Okay."

Now, we had a

Swamper, Greeny, Wendy O, Stanley,

Harold of the Rocks and me.

We hopped into my dart

And headed for the nightbreak

To see a man they call Schooly D.

Harold he's a friendly guy.

He rambles on and on.

He'll talk the balls off a rhinosaurus.

Fact is, he just doesn't make much sense.

"Well", Stan said.

"This guy's pretty bizarre, Gus."

Harold of the Rocks.

I saw Harold at a party

Trouzy threw late one night.

I said, "hey man,

Do you remember me?"

He said, "O' course

I do Snapdad and

Let me tell ya right

'Bout now I'm lit

Up like an ol' Christmas tree."

Hey bro you know I'd

Like to thank you once again for lettin' me

Hang with ya' all across the bay.

When I look back at that night I get me a

Warm spot across my heart."

Then he smy hand, and walked away.

That's the last I seen of Harold.

Harold of the Rocks.

So in the end,

Swamper and Greeny

Finally succumb to

The ways of Harold.

And in doing so

Each gave just a little bit

Of his soul away.

What a couple of dumb shits.