Brabant Song (Pt. 2)

Foggy memories of college shenanigans.

One boy asks,

"Psst! That lady, can you tell me her name?"

One girl says,

"That loser, Longaville? He's exactly the same."

Another boy asks,

"Don't I know her from back in the day?"

The girl,

"Dumaine was so nice,

He always let me pay."

Another boy,

"The one that I spoke to,

Is she single, or no?"

The girl,

"Berowne, have you forgotten?

Was it that long ago?"

The boys,

"If I was less mature

I'd try to get some action.

Girls are fun,

But manly vows give other satisfaction.

I don't know why we thought this vow would be hard."

"I'll just go up, take a cold shower,

And curl up in bed with the works of Kier Gadaurd."

"And the ladies can remain.

Just outside our windows in the yard."

"Did you mark this, my mad wenches?

If my observation of gentlemen affected,

Deceive me, not now.

Tonight, we witnessed.

Navarre is infected."