Make a Friend on 27th Street

I draw this comic and I honestly promise

I never thought my characters would come alive I was astonished

when they first started talking well I thought I was insane yo

It was not a game no, they came out the frame so quick

That's when I tried to run from

Truman the Human cause he was having too much fun

All naked in my face in the yard chewing gum

Jumped out the panel, modern day Robert Crumb

Ducked down the alley, it was MC Chaucer

Chilling with Ophelia, I thought I lost her

My car wouldn't start I'm like "What is this?"

Francis the Monkey had put my keys up in the fridge

Saw a, jungle cat in the dorm room, needed more room

Fish Boy laying eggs - they were warm dude!

Computer Science Bear was not about

world kindness, I'm just trying to get out!

Make a friend on 27th Street

(You can always make a friend, you can always make a friend)

(You can always) make a friend on 27th Street

(You can always make a friend, you can always make a friend)

(You can always)

This place that I come from called 27th Street

isn't where you want to be at all

There's a rat named Harold and he's always getting naked

Stealing juice from the shopping mall

Baby Jerry's eating Skittles in his bowl

with the Frosted Flakes talking trash to his mom

Take a look cause it seems

the American dream on the street's gone wrong this song

is about a place you don't want to go know

Old Man Wormsley is crawling real slow

And what about Toad? Well it's awkward yo

Luigi's so impatient he can't wait for him to go

Got pancreatic cancer - God damn!

At the funeral he's making love to another man

Diagnosed by an animal hater named Dr. Felix

Tossing puppies and kittens out of his '97 Buick

On 27th Street, please please help me

Cause the toons that I drew well the evil I can see

So I grabed the erase, no lie

You scary cartoon characters you're all going to die